Archtoad of Hatville Crew Socks

As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but being cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Sock Specs:

• Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
• DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort
• 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
• 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
• No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
• One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves